Flayer Posted December 6, 2011 Share Posted December 6, 2011 Cause I don't usually tell people Slash is in my ass, but I like saying "Fuckhead! Go home!" at the end of a rant or or a shutdown of somebody. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhazUp Posted December 6, 2011 Share Posted December 6, 2011 Did Axl invent "homefuck"? I love that word lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
packersnroses Posted December 6, 2011 Share Posted December 6, 2011 (edited) "Let's see what we can fuck with next" in hillbilly Axl voice. I thinks it's at the end of TIL in Rio. Edited December 6, 2011 by packersnroses Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HB3 Posted December 6, 2011 Share Posted December 6, 2011 "Your misconceptions and fantasies along with your false sense of entitlement don't dictate my actions.""Life sucks, but in a beautiful way." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Use Your Delusion 1 Posted December 6, 2011 Share Posted December 6, 2011 "Truth is the truth hurts, don't you agree""fuckhead" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Bond Posted December 6, 2011 Share Posted December 6, 2011 "You are a stupid motherfucker! You just got the shit kicked out of you and you keep askin' for more!" Paraphrased, but I think that's pretty close. I can't remember the show but it was a time Axl stopped Jungle during 1991. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.Phil Posted December 6, 2011 Share Posted December 6, 2011 "Bon Jovi can suck my dick" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vaida Posted December 6, 2011 Share Posted December 6, 2011 nope Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gnrjanus Posted December 6, 2011 Share Posted December 6, 2011 He's in my ass, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
droezle Posted December 6, 2011 Share Posted December 6, 2011 " I know i'm an asshole but that's ok." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt13 Posted December 6, 2011 Share Posted December 6, 2011 "Suck on that." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flayer Posted December 6, 2011 Author Share Posted December 6, 2011 Those little bits of viciousness he lets loose sometimes...Crash diet, reds n' ludes, a shot of vitamin C and a bottle of boozePussy full of maggots, isn't that a shock?Broken backed, nasty ball breaker stay out of my bed and out of my headZap that son of a bitch againCause it would take a lot more time than you have got for masturbationImmigrants and personsThey break down the doors and they rape my rightsYou wanna talk to me?Turn around bitch I got a use for youYou know I'd like to shave your head and all my friends could paint it redWhat can I do when there's so many liars that crawl through your veins, like millions of spidersI'm gonna pull the trigger and blow them all awayI love these, almost as much as I love all the beautiful things he writes as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
axlsalinger Posted December 6, 2011 Share Posted December 6, 2011 There was a thread like this a while back, but two I use from time to time:- Whenever someone's driving way too close behind me I refer to them as a "tailgating motherfucker."- "It's a whole different beast." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AXL_N_DIZZY Posted December 6, 2011 Share Posted December 6, 2011 "Nothing here is subject to change without the permanent suspension of the pseudo studio musician work ethic..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eu4ic Posted December 6, 2011 Share Posted December 6, 2011 "Homefuck" is definitely the Holy Grail of Axlisms. Honorable mentions include: rhyming "Suck my ass" and "so low class" "Put it in, pull it out, grab your face and then I'll cum in your mouth. Tastes good, dont it?" is one you wanna take home to Mom and Dad for sure. "YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAA!!!" (great one at the end of Human Being) "Said" "Aye, Aye, Aye Aye Yeaa" "with your ass in the air" never gets old.... There's simply too many to name. Axl Rose, ladies and gents. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RocketQueen1985 Posted December 6, 2011 Share Posted December 6, 2011 (edited) "Life sucks, but in a beautiful kind of way""Truth is the truth hurts, don't you agree?""Thanks to the lame ass security I'm going home" - I'll just replace the word "security" with whatever it is that makes me wanna go home. It's kinda become a joke between me and my friend since I've said it so often, just today it was "thanks to the lame ass internet connection I'm logging of!" It's lame but it's so lame it becomes funny to us. Edited December 6, 2011 by RocketQueen1985 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest gunns5 Posted December 6, 2011 Share Posted December 6, 2011 I don't think soon's the word Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoBrA2168 Posted December 6, 2011 Share Posted December 6, 2011 "Truth is the truth hurts, don't you agree" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cspalding22 Posted December 6, 2011 Share Posted December 6, 2011 Those little bits of viciousness he lets loose sometimes...Crash diet, reds n' ludes, a shot of vitamin C and a bottle of boozePussy full of maggots, isn't that a shock?Broken backed, nasty ball breaker stay out of my bed and out of my headZap that son of a bitch againCause it would take a lot more time than you have got for masturbationImmigrants and personsThey break down the doors and they rape my rightsYou wanna talk to me?Turn around bitch I got a use for youYou know I'd like to shave your head and all my friends could paint it redWhat can I do when there's so many liars that crawl through your veins, like millions of spidersI'm gonna pull the trigger and blow them all awayI love these, almost as much as I love all the beautiful things he writes as well.Immigrants and persons? Are we that soft of a society now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Revolver Posted December 6, 2011 Share Posted December 6, 2011 nothing I use a lot since most of it won't work in Icelandic.. but when people act like they have more authority than they do I have called them a "high school parking lot rent-a-cop" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flayer Posted December 6, 2011 Author Share Posted December 6, 2011 Fucking word filters Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Bond Posted December 6, 2011 Share Posted December 6, 2011 I don't think soon's the wordI've said this many times when someone has asked me if something is "soon" or something along those lines. The best part is no one knows where it's coming from so they think I'm totally serious and I laugh a little to myself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PappyTron Posted December 6, 2011 Share Posted December 6, 2011 "You can't use the toilet now go and piss in the kitty litter tray" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DizzyReed63 Posted December 6, 2011 Share Posted December 6, 2011 I'm a big fan of:"Double talkin' jive mother fucker""Not to be an asshole... but the...""You're all little people on power trips." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Casual Posted December 6, 2011 Share Posted December 6, 2011 "Homefuck" is definitely the Holy Grail of Axlisms. Do you understand what the fuck I'm saying?...Homefuck!....ooOOOOOWWWWWIt's gonna fuckin' bring you dowwwwnGoddammit I"m gonna watch you bleed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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