Flayer Posted February 25, 2012 Share Posted February 25, 2012 http://www.snopes.com/inboxer/hoaxes/axlrose.asp :rofl-lol: :rofl-lol: :rofl-lol: Comment: By Mark Diegl Associated Press Writer Rock band front-man Axl Rose has been found dead in a Las Vegas hotel room, authorities report. Rose, who had allegedly very recently fell back into the world of drug use after being clean and sober for years, was found with "a large amount of narcotics", Bill Sayer, spokesperson for the Las Vegas Metropolitan Police Dept. stated Wednesday. Inquiries into the types of narcotics found with Rose went unanswered. Rose, whose birthname is William Bruce Rose, leaves behind a son and a daughter, the result of a marriage to ex-wife Erin Everly in the early 90's which was annulled. © 2006 The Associated Press.Someone better go tell Axl about this.Where would we be if Snopes wasn't around to debunk these hoaxes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FuddMckagan Posted February 25, 2012 Share Posted February 25, 2012 Yikes, someone really didn't do their homework for that one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RocketQueenGNR Posted February 25, 2012 Share Posted February 25, 2012 I can remember this, damn... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flayer Posted February 25, 2012 Author Share Posted February 25, 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2x4 Posted February 25, 2012 Share Posted February 25, 2012 Hahahahaha. Brilliant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real McCoy Posted February 25, 2012 Share Posted February 25, 2012 LMFAO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Val22 Posted February 25, 2012 Share Posted February 25, 2012 The only part of that fake story I wish was real is that Axl had some kids. I think it would be awesome if he had kids to carry on his name and his legacy of amazing music. you know his kids would inherit his talents for sure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KiraMPD Posted February 26, 2012 Share Posted February 26, 2012 The only part of that fake story I wish was real is that Axl had some kids. I think it would be awesome if he had kids to carry on his name and his legacy of amazing music. you know his kids would inherit his talents for sure.Well you never know, he might have some dotted all across the world due to the sheer amount of groupies... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flayer Posted February 26, 2012 Author Share Posted February 26, 2012 http://www.cracked.com/article_14994_fathers-day-special-how-to-tell-if-axl-rose-your-real-dad.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
liers Posted February 26, 2012 Share Posted February 26, 2012 Maybe the 06-now axl rose is his secret son pretending to be him and his daughter is Beta.He could've had kids at a young age... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rock4eva Posted February 26, 2012 Share Posted February 26, 2012 The only part of that fake story I wish was real is that Axl had some kids. I think it would be awesome if he had kids to carry on his name and his legacy of amazing music. you know his kids would inherit his talents for sure.Agree, sounds like he really wanted to have kids. As you say they most likely would inherit his love of music, look at so many artists who had parents into some type of music and their offspring also performing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Verruckt Posted February 26, 2012 Share Posted February 26, 2012 Wrong shard of the metaverse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunner927 Posted February 26, 2012 Share Posted February 26, 2012 WTF that means this current Axl is an imposter!!!!Well that explains the lack of rasp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Screamin' Demon Posted February 26, 2012 Share Posted February 26, 2012 Well you never know, he might have some dotted all across the world due to the sheer amount of groupies... New Guns N' Roses start now! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TAYLOR Posted February 26, 2012 Share Posted February 26, 2012 now that is funny but also i do find it sad he has no kids yet he always wanted some.maybe 1 day although maybe 50 is to old Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CheapJon Posted February 26, 2012 Share Posted February 26, 2012 guys, this isn't true! axl is alive and kicking, he's actually out on an club tour right now with the band! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PirateChick Posted February 26, 2012 Share Posted February 26, 2012 I remember that! I freaked out till someone posted somewhere it was fake :rofl-lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YOUCOULDBEMINE. Posted February 26, 2012 Share Posted February 26, 2012 http://www.cracked.com/article_14994_fathers-day-special-how-to-tell-if-axl-rose-your-real-dad.htmlYou have never been to the Netherlands.Axl Rose has a legendary hatred for the Dutch, because seriously, fuck those people.1993, 2006, 2010, 2012. He even went to see Kiss here in Holland.I think the Dutch are in the clear.Anyway, I wouldn't be surprised if Axl has +/- 10 kids around this planet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flayer Posted February 26, 2012 Author Share Posted February 26, 2012 You spent $38,000 on a life-sized replica doll with over 100 points of articulation custom made to look, feel, and smell exactly like Axl Rose.And when you position its arms to gently hold you, no place in the world feels safer.I am sure someone on here has done this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Val22 Posted February 26, 2012 Share Posted February 26, 2012 The only part of that fake story I wish was real is that Axl had some kids. I think it would be awesome if he had kids to carry on his name and his legacy of amazing music. you know his kids would inherit his talents for sure.Agree, sounds like he really wanted to have kids. As you say they most likely would inherit his love of music, look at so many artists who had parents into some type of music and their offspring also performing.Yeah alot and some of them are even performing with their dads now.If Axl does have kids around the world, I would imagine those women would have come forward already at least to get some money from him. If there are some kids out there, I hope that at least Axl is aware of them. I think he would step up and take care of them if he did have kids.Hey Axl is only 50 and men can have kids until they drop, so he can still have children. It would be very cool to hear that Axl is a dad. like I said Axl's so talented and I know his kids would get that talent for sure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeBaZ Posted February 26, 2012 Share Posted February 26, 2012 Oh.... like Paul McCartney! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
W. Adam S Posted February 26, 2012 Share Posted February 26, 2012 First Paul McCartney, now an Axl imposter?!???! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest NewGNRnOldGNR Posted February 26, 2012 Share Posted February 26, 2012 Axl died in 06 & the imposter Axl recruited after doesn't have the innovativeness or prowess to do anything other than tour behind CD. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TAYLOR Posted February 27, 2012 Share Posted February 27, 2012 a think if someone had kids to axl it would be everywhere altough u would be suprisd as he has prop slept with many woman he must practice safe sex Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OptimusPrimeNL Posted February 27, 2012 Share Posted February 27, 2012 http://www.cracked.com/article_14994_fathers-day-special-how-to-tell-if-axl-rose-your-real-dad.htmlYou have never been to the Netherlands.Axl Rose has a legendary hatred for the Dutch, because seriously, fuck those people.1993, 2006, 2010, 2012. He even went to see Kiss here in Holland.I think the Dutch are in the clear.Guns were also in Holland in 1987, in Paradiso, Amsterdam, and 1992 in Rotterdam. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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