Graeme Posted August 17, 2012 Share Posted August 17, 2012 Everyone's favourite loveable Sassenach gobshite (and one of my favourite people in the world) turns 33 today, which means he's also ancient! Show him your appreciation, since he sometimes keeps this section alive pretty much singlehandedly... (though I cannot vouch for the quality of his posting). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Damn_Smooth Posted August 17, 2012 Share Posted August 17, 2012 Happy B-day fucker! I'll drink one for you as soon as I get done working. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rovim Posted August 17, 2012 Share Posted August 17, 2012 Happy Birthday man! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AbominableHoman Posted August 17, 2012 Share Posted August 17, 2012 Happy Birthday, Redcoat. Stay sober enough to escape the clutches of overweight and slightly nefarious women. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gunns Posted August 17, 2012 Share Posted August 17, 2012 what does a drunk do on his birthday? get more drunk of course!happy b'day you fuckin pom! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forsaken Posted August 17, 2012 Share Posted August 17, 2012 Screw you bastard.j/k,. Happy B-day dude. Hope you are getting smashed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crash Diet Posted August 17, 2012 Share Posted August 17, 2012 Happy B-day man.with liquor and whores Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Desperado Posted August 17, 2012 Share Posted August 17, 2012 Happy Birthday Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Drama Posted August 17, 2012 Share Posted August 17, 2012 Fuck you, you racist pseudo archetypal Englishman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zint Posted August 17, 2012 Share Posted August 17, 2012 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bran Posted August 17, 2012 Share Posted August 17, 2012 happy birthday dazey you redcoat son of a bitch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AxlisOld Posted August 17, 2012 Share Posted August 17, 2012 Buy you one in a month and a half? Deal. You'd better hope I let my tolerance go down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redhead74 Posted August 17, 2012 Share Posted August 17, 2012 Fuck you, you racist pseudo archetypal Englishman.Oh that's just lovely isn't it? I guess it'll be up to me then to send you appropriate birthday wishes from the southern hemisphere. Have a lovely day Dazey and please excuse the primitive , sociopathic monkey that seems to have left his manners up his tree. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Drama Posted August 17, 2012 Share Posted August 17, 2012 Fuck you, you racist pseudo archetypal Englishman.Oh that's just lovely isn't it? I guess it'll be up to me then to send you appropriate birthday wishes from the southern hemisphere. Have a lovely day Dazey and please excuse the primitive , sociopathic monkey that seems to have left his manners up his tree. Its how Dazey and Johnny roll, Pumpkin Pubes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MB. Posted August 17, 2012 Share Posted August 17, 2012 Happy B-day Dazey, have fun today! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Drama Posted August 17, 2012 Share Posted August 17, 2012 Seriously Happy Birthday man.Cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redhead74 Posted August 17, 2012 Share Posted August 17, 2012 Seriously Happy Birthday man.Cunt. Well that's better. See he can be a nice chap when he wants to be! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rock4eva Posted August 17, 2012 Share Posted August 17, 2012 Happy Birthday Dazey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazey Posted August 17, 2012 Share Posted August 17, 2012 Aww, thank you people, I'm all of a flutter I am. Seriously though thanks very much all y'all. Johnny you cunt, give us a kiss! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Drama Posted August 17, 2012 Share Posted August 17, 2012 Aww, thank you people, I'm all of a flutter I am. Seriously though thanks very much all y'all. Johnny you cunt, give us a kiss! Wanna spoon. Just lay there. With each others dicks in our asses simultaneously. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lithium Posted August 17, 2012 Share Posted August 17, 2012 Congrats, man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Len B'stard Posted August 17, 2012 Share Posted August 17, 2012 (edited) 33 years eh? Cor Blimey O Reily, 33 of em. Well done skipper, you've certainly made it far What was it 33 years ago, fuckin, 1979? Christ, you must feel like right old git today. Hows the ol' bones lad, getting plenty of calcium, yeah? Have a walk around, see if anythings squeaking! Callaghan forThatcher...and she didn't leave til you was all grown, did she? Strikes all over the gaff, Trevor Francis was actually a football player, poor ol' Sidney Vish fell off the perch a few months ahead of time (perhaps you're the reincarnation Dazey, it'd make sense actually ) I think Arsenal also beat United that year, FA Cup.Christ, it's been a while ain't it, Dazey? *wipes a tear* they grow up so fast, one minute they're cutting milk teeth, the next minute they're on all fours getting stripings by some mental looking slag is a sinister looking den of inequity somewhere, look at me, i'm getting all emotional *fans himself* 33, thats sort of half way to the glue factory innit? j/k, Happy Birthday you fuckin' old knacker, maybe your day be filled with...alcohol...and cocaine...and mariKHHHHWANA...and birds...not necessarily in that order. Take it easy though yeah, don't put your fuckin' hip out Congradumalations Grandad! Edited August 17, 2012 by sugaraylen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazey Posted August 17, 2012 Share Posted August 17, 2012 33 years eh? Cor Blimey O Reily, 33 of em. Well done skipper, you've certainly made it far What was it 33 years ago, fuckin, 1979?!I wasn't the only thing of genius to be released on this day in history. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Len B'stard Posted August 17, 2012 Share Posted August 17, 2012 I suppose that all depends on how you feel about Monty Python Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazey Posted August 17, 2012 Share Posted August 17, 2012 (edited) I suppose that all depends on how you feel about Monty Python Not your thing Leonard? I would have thought it would be right up your proverbial back alley? Edited August 17, 2012 by Dazey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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