maynard Posted March 20, 2013 Share Posted March 20, 2013 they would need a 3 hour show. almost every aspect of axl's life can be turned into a joke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carne_asaDA Posted March 20, 2013 Share Posted March 20, 2013 His mouth would. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
themadcaplaughs Posted March 20, 2013 Share Posted March 20, 2013 Would the questions be screened by Team Brazil? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
username Posted March 20, 2013 Share Posted March 20, 2013 If I got to roast Axl, I'd definitely wear a Slash t-shirt! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Facekicker Posted March 20, 2013 Share Posted March 20, 2013 Did you hear the one about the biggest rock star on the planet who went from being surrounded by supermodels and selling out stadiums, to living with a Brazilian nanny he calls mother, surrounded by cats and cake, rocking bar mitzvahs?There isn't a punchline, that's the joke. Ladies & Gentlemen, have a good one. *Walks off* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wfuckinga Posted October 7, 2013 Share Posted October 7, 2013 If Comedy Central were to do a roast of Axl Rose, how do you think Axl would react? Would he laugh it of or would he get pissed and walk out? Who could roast Axl? I'd love to see Jesselnick and Jeff Ross have a go at him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pugachev Posted October 7, 2013 Share Posted October 7, 2013 Axl Rose could never handle a roast. Even teency weency bit of criticism would have him storming out in a hissy fit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saber_ Posted October 7, 2013 Share Posted October 7, 2013 Uh, I don't mean to be like the guy who spoils it for you, but... the entire point of a roast is that the person who's being roasted knows what's coming. It's not a "surprise" as you guys seem to think. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wfuckinga Posted October 7, 2013 Share Posted October 7, 2013 Uh, I don't mean to be like the guy who spoils it for you, but... the entire point of a roast is that the person who's being roasted knows what's coming. It's not a "surprise" as you guys seem to think. Obviously. We're discussing what would happen once he got under fire. Would he be able to stay and laugh or would he walk out and have the roast cancelled Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saber_ Posted October 7, 2013 Share Posted October 7, 2013 Uh, I don't mean to be like the guy who spoils it for you, but... the entire point of a roast is that the person who's being roasted knows what's coming. It's not a "surprise" as you guys seem to think. Obviously. We're discussing what would happen once he got under fire. Would he be able to stay and laugh or would he walk out and have the roast cancelledUhh, yeah. About that. If he agreed to the roast in the first place, he's not going to "walk out" or "have the roast cancelled." Enjoy your fantasy though. Carry on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pugachev Posted October 7, 2013 Share Posted October 7, 2013 Uh, I don't mean to be like the guy who spoils it for you, but... the entire point of a roast is that the person who's being roasted knows what's coming. It's not a "surprise" as you guys seem to think. Obviously. We're discussing what would happen once he got under fire. Would he be able to stay and laugh or would he walk out and have the roast cancelledUhh, yeah. About that. If he agreed to the roast in the first place, he's not going to "walk out" or "have the roast cancelled." Enjoy your fantasy though. Carry on. wouldnt be the first time now would it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magisme Posted October 7, 2013 Share Posted October 7, 2013 Some female comedian would ad-lib a bit and he'd charge at her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gia Posted October 7, 2013 Share Posted October 7, 2013 Lisa Lampanelli would say something like Axl's bigger than her twat or something like that (I love that woman)Anthony Jeselik would own Axl thoughit would be fun.. too bad Axl wouldn't agree to it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gnfnrs1972 Posted October 7, 2013 Share Posted October 7, 2013 He would be 3 hours late and half the venue would be empty. I kid of course...... but its true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wfuckinga Posted October 7, 2013 Share Posted October 7, 2013 Lisa Lampanelli would say something like Axl's bigger than her twat or something like that (I love that woman)Anthony Jeselik would own Axl thoughit would be fun.. too bad Axl wouldn't agree to itHave NGOG and Manets write a letter to TB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
highvoltage Posted October 7, 2013 Share Posted October 7, 2013 I think Axl has a pretty good sense of humour. To be honest, I think he'd handle it fine - he's mellowed with age. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Linguini Occurrence Posted October 7, 2013 Share Posted October 7, 2013 He would probably sue everyone that roasts him, so no - either that or he would takeout a special issue of rolling stone or have del write a 1000 page rant against everyone that participated and watched the roastI think this is the best answer, he wouldn't handle it very well! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Linguini Occurrence Posted October 7, 2013 Share Posted October 7, 2013 After serving as the host for last week's Zakk Wylde roast, Sharon Osbourne was asked which metal figure she'd like to roast next. "I think Axl Rose, and I’m the woman to fuck him," she told Rolling Stone.I don't know if Axl would be game, but it would be cool if he let his guard down and allowed his rock peers have some fun at his expense. In old lineup news, Duff was one of the roasters for Wylde. My apologies if this has already been posted.http://www.rollingstone.com/music/news/zakk-wylde-roasted-by-corey-taylor-and-sharon-osbourne-20120120Sharon would be a great host for an Axl roast, she'd be one of the few people that wouldn't fear Axl's reaction. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magisme Posted October 7, 2013 Share Posted October 7, 2013 I think Axl has a pretty good sense of humour. To be honest, I think he'd handle it fine - he's mellowed with age.He seems to have a sense of humor about himself only when he's the one making the jokes. Can you point to anything that shows he has a sense of humor when others are making the jokes? Genuine question. I can't think of even one instance, but maybe I'm forgetting something. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RussTCB Posted October 7, 2013 Share Posted October 7, 2013 I think Axl has a pretty good sense of humour. To be honest, I think he'd handle it fine - he's mellowed with age.He seems to have a sense of humor about himself only when he's the one making the jokes. Can you point to anything that shows he has a sense of humor when others are making the jokes? Genuine question. I can't think of even one instance, but maybe I'm forgetting something.I bet you're right on this. I know of a lot of people in my personal life who are that way. I never really thought that Axl might be that way til you mentioned it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Facekicker Posted October 7, 2013 Share Posted October 7, 2013 Guy shows he can't take an ounce of criticism. He'd run off after 5 seconds crying to Beta and adding everyone on the show to his list of enemies. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
username Posted October 7, 2013 Share Posted October 7, 2013 I think Axl has a pretty good sense of humour. To be honest, I think he'd handle it fine - he's mellowed with age.Not when the roasters will include Madison, Mick Wall, Marc Canter, Merck, Azoff and Slash. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ak1nney Posted October 7, 2013 Share Posted October 7, 2013 No fucking chance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
downzy Posted October 7, 2013 Share Posted October 7, 2013 The ultimate would be to have Slash walk on at the very end. There's one "joke" I don't think Axl could handle.But I could see someone like Jimmy Kimmel dress up as Slash and make jokes about Axl. I'm of the opinion this would be the most rock n' roll thing Axl could do nowadays. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
volcano62 Posted October 7, 2013 Share Posted October 7, 2013 Axl is the perfect candidate for a show like this.IMO if he's in a good mood he would even add to roasting himself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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