PITBOSS Posted October 19, 2015 Share Posted October 19, 2015 han as a force ghost in IX lol.seriously is billy dee williams in this at all? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bacardimayne Posted October 19, 2015 Share Posted October 19, 2015 I'm looking forward to Han Solo's death scene. Hopefully Finn does it #SJW and then fucks his daughter while JJ Abrams appears in an inset on screen, explaining why the white race is evil and needs to be genocided at once? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Powerage5 Posted October 19, 2015 Share Posted October 19, 2015 han as a force ghost in IX lol.seriously is billy dee williams in this at all?No.anybody doing the marathon? i probably won't because no theaters here in town are having it.http://www.starwars.com/news/star-wars-the-force-awakens-theatrical-poster-first-look-in-theater-exclusives-and-moreProbably not. I've seen them all on the big screen, and to be honest I've got better things to spend my money on, and better things to do than to sit in a theater for 15 fucking hours.I'm looking forward to Han Solo's death scene. Hopefully Finn does it #SJWand then fucks his daughter while JJ Abrams appears in an inset on screen, explaining why the white race is evil and needs to be genocided at once? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Who Posted October 19, 2015 Share Posted October 19, 2015 I'm looking forward to Han Solo's death scene. Hopefully Finn does it #SJWand then fucks his daughter while JJ Abrams appears in an inset on screen, explaining why the white race is evil and needs to be genocided at once?Ideally, Han would still be dying, not dead while this was happening, made to watch as J.J. gives his commentary, and we had John Williams compose space-style 70s Funk Porno music, as Rey Solo is put on top of a space pinball machine like in The Accused. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Who Posted October 19, 2015 Share Posted October 19, 2015 By the way, my response was a parody in response to Bacardi's and was not meant in any serious way, just to clarify. I would hope the over-the-top nature of the post would give that aspect of it away.On topic, though, the film is beginning to seem like a retread of the original film:A story about a young character getting caught up in a fight between a resistance group and a strong Empire/Order. A Villain wearing a Mask/helmet wielding Lightsaber. X-Wings, TIE and Stardestroyers. No new Jedi Order apparently, with an elderly Jedi Master that seems to be in hiding. A new Superweapon named "Starkiller"All of this sounds awfully familiar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zeppelin Posted October 19, 2015 Share Posted October 19, 2015 Ehh, I'm sure there will be a lot of differences. Let's face it, Star Wars will always have those kinds of things. It'll depend on what else is going on in the trilogy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Who Posted October 19, 2015 Share Posted October 19, 2015 Ehh, I'm sure there will be a lot of differences. Let's face it, Star Wars will always have those kinds of things. It'll depend on what else is going on in the trilogy.An inventive way to go about it would've been to do something radical, like this:Three hundred years have passed since the Battle of Endor saw the crushing defeat of the Galactic Empire and with it, the death of its wicked and cunning Emperor. A new Republic formed from the ruins of tyranny and peace reigned.Luke Skywalker, the last of the old Jedi, and first of the new,created a new Order of force users, who have worked to maintainorder in the Galaxy. The new Jedi became so powerful that Time itselfbecame theirs.Yet in the idylls of peace, there comes decay. Stirrings of revolt,and rumors of corruption have thrown the Republic into chaos and disarray.A radical group of Jedi, who have sought to use the force to bend the mindsof others to enforce peace have arisen, and their mindless slaves now wage unending war upon the galaxy. Out of the memories of the past, a legendary band of heroes have once more become A New Hope." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luciusfunk Posted October 19, 2015 Share Posted October 19, 2015 Ehh, I'm sure there will be a lot of differences. Let's face it, Star Wars will always have those kinds of things. It'll depend on what else is going on in the trilogy.An inventive way to go about it would've been to do something radical, like this:Three hundred years have passed since the Battle of Endor saw the crushing defeat of the Galactic Empire and with it, the death of its wicked and cunning Emperor. A new Republic formed from the ruins of tyranny and peace reigned.Luke Skywalker, the last of the old Jedi, and first of the new,created a new Order of force users, who have worked to maintainorder in the Galaxy. The new Jedi became so powerful that Time itselfbecame theirs.Yet in the idylls of peace, there comes decay. Stirrings of revolt,and rumors of corruption have thrown the Republic into chaos and disarray.A radical group of Jedi, who have sought to use the force to bend the mindsof others to enforce peace have arisen, and their mindless slaves now wage unending war upon the galaxy. Out of the memories of the past, a legendary band of heroes have once more become A New Hope." Sounds worse than a movie full of Jar Jar. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Who Posted October 19, 2015 Share Posted October 19, 2015 Ehh, I'm sure there will be a lot of differences. Let's face it, Star Wars will always have those kinds of things. It'll depend on what else is going on in the trilogy.An inventive way to go about it would've been to do something radical, like this:Three hundred years have passed since the Battle of Endor saw the crushing defeat of the Galactic Empire and with it, the death of its wicked and cunning Emperor. A new Republic formed from the ruins of tyranny and peace reigned.Luke Skywalker, the last of the old Jedi, and first of the new,created a new Order of force users, who have worked to maintainorder in the Galaxy. The new Jedi became so powerful that Time itselfbecame theirs.Yet in the idylls of peace, there comes decay. Stirrings of revolt,and rumors of corruption have thrown the Republic into chaos and disarray.A radical group of Jedi, who have sought to use the force to bend the mindsof others to enforce peace have arisen, and their mindless slaves now wage unending war upon the galaxy. Out of the memories of the past, a legendary band of heroes have once more become A New Hope." Sounds worse than a movie full of Jar Jar.I had to work the original cast in there somehow. Time travel sounded cool. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DR DOOM Posted October 19, 2015 Share Posted October 19, 2015 Yeah well, it isn't. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bono Posted October 19, 2015 Share Posted October 19, 2015 I'm actually really excited to see this trailer today. It's been hard to contain my nerdom around people the last few days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bono Posted October 19, 2015 Share Posted October 19, 2015 Well it's looking like I will be wrong. can't see any signs of the trailer dropping online early. Apparently the debut IS going to be on Monday Night Football only. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocknroll41 Posted October 19, 2015 Share Posted October 19, 2015 Well it's looking like I will be wrong. can't see any signs of the trailer dropping online early. Apparently the debut IS going to be on Monday Night Football only. You don't say... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bono Posted October 19, 2015 Share Posted October 19, 2015 Well it's looking like I will be wrong. can't see any signs of the trailer dropping online early. Apparently the debut IS going to be on Monday Night Football only. You don't say...I do say BUT all rumors were in line with thinking it was going to hit the internet around noonish eastern time as well. It's not like I pulled that shit out of my ass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocknroll41 Posted October 19, 2015 Share Posted October 19, 2015 Well it's looking like I will be wrong. can't see any signs of the trailer dropping online early. Apparently the debut IS going to be on Monday Night Football only. You don't say... I do say BUT all rumors were in line with thinking it was going to hit the internet around noonish eastern time as well. It's not like I pulled that shit out of my ass. I kept hearing that debut would definitely be with MNF, but I guess I didn't read into this trailer as much as I did with the two teasers so maybe there was some rumors I had missed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Powerage5 Posted October 20, 2015 Share Posted October 20, 2015 Got my 7 PM IMAX tickets for the 17th. But I accidentally got them for a theater in Buffalo, not Rochester. Oops. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OmarBradley Posted October 20, 2015 Share Posted October 20, 2015 Got my 7 PM IMAX tickets for the 17th. But I accidentally got them for a theater in Buffalo, not Rochester. Oops.I'm trying. Damn Fandango didn't prepare for the onslaught, and the SW page is down it seems. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bono Posted October 20, 2015 Share Posted October 20, 2015 All i could see for calgary were matinees on opening day fuck that I want the midnight show damnit!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bono Posted October 20, 2015 Share Posted October 20, 2015 Got my 7 PM IMAX tickets for the 17th. But I accidentally got them for a theater in Buffalo, not Rochester. Oops.what site did you get them from? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PITBOSS Posted October 20, 2015 Share Posted October 20, 2015 fricken ticket sites are bogged down, can't even navigate to order any Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bono Posted October 20, 2015 Share Posted October 20, 2015 Are you guys just trying local theatre sites or are you trying on specialized sites? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OmarBradley Posted October 20, 2015 Share Posted October 20, 2015 Fandango. Movie Tickets.com was working, but they charge extra fees for seemingly no reason, so fuck that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselDaisy Posted October 20, 2015 Share Posted October 20, 2015 (edited) Fuck me,Luke's had a hard paper round.PSPrincess Leia does not look too bad considering she snorted half of Peru up those nostrils. Edited October 20, 2015 by DieselDaisy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZoSoRose Posted October 20, 2015 Share Posted October 20, 2015 My pc has been broken so i havent been posting much, but wanted to say MAY THE FORCE BE WITH EVERYONE!Got my Imax tickets too! Cant waitttttt... any minute now.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Estranged Reality Posted October 20, 2015 Share Posted October 20, 2015 I came a little. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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