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Georgy Zhukov

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Got my 7 PM IMAX tickets for the 17th. But I accidentally got them for a theater in Buffalo, not Rochester. Oops.

what site did you get them from?

Fandango. I checked around 8:07 to see if they were showing theaters yet even though tickets weren't supposed to be on sale until 8:30 - it was showing available times, so I went all the way through the process and was able to get tickets. Of course I'm driving 80 miles instead of 8, but whatever. I checked again 5 minutes later for shits and giggles and the closest IMAX show in the first 36 hours was Reading, PA - 221 miles away :lol:

Best trailer yet by far. No Luke as far as I can tell. A second of Leia.

I wasn't going to watch it in case it was spoiler-y - I want to know as little about the film as possible at this point. I'm glad I watched it, I still feel like I learned almost nothing about the film from this trailer.

I'm fully erect. See y'all in the ER in approximately 4 hours.

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I love that the lightsaber battle between Ren and Finn doesn't look to be some bullshit dance party like the prequels. That quick clip you see has mor eintensity than all the lightsaber dance numbers in the prequels combined.

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That trailer is spolier mad. You can basically see the whole storyline.

- Nobody knows about the Jedi anymore and Luke is on sabbatical or has joined the dark side (this bit is a bit unclear)

- She and her little ball droid is arsing around on tattooine investigating old crashed ships and things (she is probably a scavenger) and discovers something from the past which has pertinence today.

- the black geezer is a stormtrooper who discovers that he has the force, but does not really known what it is and just thinks he is horny a bit, and crashes his tie fighter - or gets shot down by the bad guys.

- she hooks up with Indiana Jones who explains that the jedi are bona fide

- Probably the black guy hooks up at that point also (or perhaps he remains alone) and they go on a 'quest' to turn Luke back to the force and bring order to the galaxy

- and there is a new bad guy who is rebuilding stormtroopers and has successfully turned Luke

There is the plot. Don't bother seeing the film. Same recycled tropes and themes. Perhaps he is holding Luke captive or something else? But generally that is the plot summary.

PS

Oh yes, the black guy joins the rebels - this is clear. And maybe Luke is the new bad guy in a mask (if he has turned).

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I liked the new trailer, but it didn't really move me emotionally the same way the previous trailers and additional clips did.

I think the film will be good, but not great in the same way that the original trilogy was

That trailer is spolier mad. You can basically see the whole storyline.

- Nobody knows about the Jedi anymore and Luke is on sabbatical or has joined the dark side (this bit is a bit unclear)

- She and her little ball droid is arsing around on tattooine investigating old crashed ships and things (she is probably a scavenger) and discovers something from the past which has pertinence today.

- the black geezer is a stormtrooper who discovers that he has the force, but does not really known what it is and just thinks he is horny a bit, and crashes his tie fighter - or gets shot down by the bad guys.

- she hooks up with Indiana Jones who explains that the jedi are bona fide

- Probably the black guy hooks up at that point also (or perhaps he remains alone) and they go on a 'quest' to turn Luke back to the force and bring order to the galaxy

- and there is a new bad guy who is rebuilding stormtroopers and has successfully turned Luke

There is the plot. Don't bother seeing the film. Same recycled tropes and themes. Perhaps he is holding Luke captive or something else? But generally that is the plot summary.

PS

Oh yes, the black guy joins the rebels - this is clear. And maybe Luke is the new bad guy in a mask (if he has turned).

Speaking as someone who has read spoilers which were later confirmed to be legit, I can tell u that u are wrong about some things here

I will admit tho that a big chunk of the film does seem a bit too similar to what's come before. Hopefully the execution will help it to stand on its own

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That trailer is spolier mad. You can basically see the whole storyline.

- Nobody knows about the Jedi anymore and Luke is on sabbatical or has joined the dark side (this bit is a bit unclear)

- She and her little ball droid is arsing around on tattooine investigating old crashed ships and things (she is probably a scavenger) and discovers something from the past which has pertinence today.

- the black geezer is a stormtrooper who discovers that he has the force, but does not really known what it is and just thinks he is horny a bit, and crashes his tie fighter - or gets shot down by the bad guys.

- she hooks up with Indiana Jones who explains that the jedi are bona fide

- Probably the black guy hooks up at that point also (or perhaps he remains alone) and they go on a 'quest' to turn Luke back to the force and bring order to the galaxy

- and there is a new bad guy who is rebuilding stormtroopers and has successfully turned Luke

There is the plot. Don't bother seeing the film. Same recycled tropes and themes. Perhaps he is holding Luke captive or something else? But generally that is the plot summary.

PS

Oh yes, the black guy joins the rebels - this is clear. And maybe Luke is the new bad guy in a mask (if he has turned).

Yah pretty much everything you just said most of us have come to know since the very firts teaser trailer was released. This trailer today didn't reveal anything new hahaha! The only thing you pulled out of your ass is Luke being turned to the dark side. GTFO. You think youre so smart and gonna sit there acting all cool because you think Star Wars sucks. Seriously dud ehwta's with you going inot threads dedicated to topics you don't like. It's just stupid.

To me, Luke turning to the dark side seems fairly apparent.

There is NOTHING that suggests that. Luke more than likely has gone inot exile the way Yoda did.

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That trailer is spolier mad. You can basically see the whole storyline.

- Nobody knows about the Jedi anymore and Luke is on sabbatical or has joined the dark side (this bit is a bit unclear)

- She and her little ball droid is arsing around on tattooine investigating old crashed ships and things (she is probably a scavenger) and discovers something from the past which has pertinence today.

- the black geezer is a stormtrooper who discovers that he has the force, but does not really known what it is and just thinks he is horny a bit, and crashes his tie fighter - or gets shot down by the bad guys.

- she hooks up with Indiana Jones who explains that the jedi are bona fide

- Probably the black guy hooks up at that point also (or perhaps he remains alone) and they go on a 'quest' to turn Luke back to the force and bring order to the galaxy

- and there is a new bad guy who is rebuilding stormtroopers and has successfully turned Luke

There is the plot. Don't bother seeing the film. Same recycled tropes and themes. Perhaps he is holding Luke captive or something else? But generally that is the plot summary.

PS

Oh yes, the black guy joins the rebels - this is clear. And maybe Luke is the new bad guy in a mask (if he has turned).

Yah pretty much everything you just said most of us have come to know since the very firts teaser trailer was released. This trailer today didn't reveal anything new hahaha! The only thing you pulled out of your ass is Luke being turned to the dark side. GTFO. You think youre so smart and gonna sit there acting all cool because you think Star Wars sucks. Seriously dud ehwta's with you going inot threads dedicated to topics you don't like. It's just stupid.

To me, Luke turning to the dark side seems fairly apparent.

There is NOTHING that suggests that. Luke more than likely has gone inot exile the way Yoda did.

You're a weird dude

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Same recycled tropes and themes.

You were expecting something that didn't resemble the original trilogy? I think the success of this movie will depend on how well it captures the spirit of the original trilogy and makes us forget the prequels even happened.

I like the trailer and the prospect of Luke having turned to the dark side. And it's just so cool to see Ford in that part again and the Williams music quoted throughout (I doubt he did the actual trailer music for this).

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That trailer is spolier mad. You can basically see the whole storyline.

- Nobody knows about the Jedi anymore and Luke is on sabbatical or has joined the dark side (this bit is a bit unclear)

- She and her little ball droid is arsing around on tattooine investigating old crashed ships and things (she is probably a scavenger) and discovers something from the past which has pertinence today.

- the black geezer is a stormtrooper who discovers that he has the force, but does not really known what it is and just thinks he is horny a bit, and crashes his tie fighter - or gets shot down by the bad guys.

- she hooks up with Indiana Jones who explains that the jedi are bona fide

- Probably the black guy hooks up at that point also (or perhaps he remains alone) and they go on a 'quest' to turn Luke back to the force and bring order to the galaxy

- and there is a new bad guy who is rebuilding stormtroopers and has successfully turned Luke

There is the plot. Don't bother seeing the film. Same recycled tropes and themes. Perhaps he is holding Luke captive or something else? But generally that is the plot summary.

PS

Oh yes, the black guy joins the rebels - this is clear. And maybe Luke is the new bad guy in a mask (if he has turned).

Yah pretty much everything you just said most of us have come to know since the very firts teaser trailer was released. This trailer today didn't reveal anything new hahaha! The only thing you pulled out of your ass is Luke being turned to the dark side. GTFO. You think youre so smart and gonna sit there acting all cool because you think Star Wars sucks. Seriously dud ehwta's with you going inot threads dedicated to topics you don't like. It's just stupid.

To me, Luke turning to the dark side seems fairly apparent.

There is NOTHING that suggests that. Luke more than likely has gone inot exile the way Yoda did.

I'll bet you I'm right. If I'm wrong, I'll endure five patronising Bono world peace speeches. Promise.

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