Chris1989 Posted May 30, 2015 Share Posted May 30, 2015 Watched our girls beat England today, they might do something at this World Cup.Cue joke about FIFA 16 including women teams / players, first period of extra time etc. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris1989 Posted May 30, 2015 Share Posted May 30, 2015 Going to get a hair cut, just looked in the mirror and it was like staring at a less mongy version of Harry Kane.Come on the Villa! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted May 30, 2015 Share Posted May 30, 2015 SHE WORE, SHE WORESHE WORE A YELLOW RIBBONSHE WORE A YELLOW RIBBON IN THE MERRY MONTH OF MAY& WHEN I ASKEDOH WHY SHE WORE THAT RIBBONSHE SAID IT'S FOR THE ARSENAL WHEN WE GO TO WEMBLEYWEMBLEY!!WEMBLEY!!WE'RE THE FAMOUS ARSENAL, WE'RE GOIN' TO WEMBLEYWEMBLEY!!WEMBLEY!!WE'RE THE FAMOUS ARSENAL, WE'RE GOIN' TO WEMBLEY!!Come on the Villa!Yeah, all over em, from a great height Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moreblack Posted May 30, 2015 Share Posted May 30, 2015 SHE WORE, SHE WORESHE WORE A YELLOW RIBBONSHE WORE A YELLOW RIBBON IN THE MERRY MONTH OF MAY& WHEN I ASKEDOH WHY SHE WORE THAT RIBBONSHE SAID IT'S FOR THE ARSENAL WHEN WE GO TO WEMBLEYWEMBLEY!!WEMBLEY!!WE'RE THE FAMOUS ARSENAL, WE'RE GOIN' TO WEMBLEYWEMBLEY!!WEMBLEY!!WE'RE THE FAMOUS ARSENAL, WE'RE GOIN' TO WEMBLEY!!Come on the Villa!Yeah, all over em, from a great height You probably won't be seen here or at work for a few days now eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris1989 Posted May 30, 2015 Share Posted May 30, 2015 Well done Arsenal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moreblack Posted May 30, 2015 Share Posted May 30, 2015 (edited) Hope the Juventus defense is up to it...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_QNRMQjBv5M Edited May 30, 2015 by moreblack 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IZZYISGNR Posted May 31, 2015 Share Posted May 31, 2015 (edited) Hope the Juventus defense is up to it...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_QNRMQjBv5MMessi is amazing ! Edited May 31, 2015 by IZZYISGNR Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted May 31, 2015 Share Posted May 31, 2015 Its happened again, it's happened agaaaain, Tottenham Hotspur, it's happened again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Graeme Posted May 31, 2015 Share Posted May 31, 2015 Today's definitely the lowest I've felt due to football in my life. My club are now the absolute laughing stock of Scottish football, years of criminal mismanagement, greed, short-sightedness, arrogance and laziness have culminated today and seen one of the few footballing institutions Scotland could be proud of on an international stage reduced to being utterly hammered by the second-worst team in its top flight. Now we've got another year in the "Championship" to look forward to, trying to attract players who can shore up the abject shambles we currently put onto the pitch without inflating the wage bill unsustainably. Given how much an incapacity to break back into the Premiership first time of asking will have tarnished Rangers' brand, how little other clubs (including the mighty Raith Rovers and Alloa Athetic) will now fear coming to Ibrox, I don't know how we're going to attract such people without paying over the odds for them. At the same time, how many of you can imagine supporting a club where you maybe find as few as 10% of the players "tolerable" and actively want rid of the rest? We need a complete overhaul.Utter, utter shite. Totally unacceptable. I'm so angry and gutted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselDaisy Posted May 31, 2015 Share Posted May 31, 2015 I remember when Gazza went to Rangers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ronaldo9 Posted June 1, 2015 Share Posted June 1, 2015 Jack Warner using an article from the Onion when defending FIFA against the U.S.: http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2481782-former-fifa-vp-jack-warner-uses-article-from-the-onion-to-criticise-usa?utm_source=cnn.com&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=editorial Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
downzy Posted June 1, 2015 Share Posted June 1, 2015 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spunko12345 Posted June 1, 2015 Share Posted June 1, 2015 I heard a cracking Gazza story on talksport on Saturday. All his wife Cheryl knew was that he went to watch a concert one evening and was expecting him back around 11 PM. 11 came and went so now Gazza is an hour late, 2,3,4 more hours pass still no sign of him. She goes to bed not too worried but in the morning no sign of him. A day passes then another and she's starting to worry. FOUR WEEKS later she gets a phone call from the manager of fucking AC/DC telling her Gazza got himself on their bus and just joined the tour with them but he's driving them up the wall cos basically he's fucking nuts and needs to get home. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselDaisy Posted June 2, 2015 Share Posted June 2, 2015 I like that story about him being sacked from Kettering for turning up drunk, ''30 times out of 40'' (or some similar, exact statistic). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted June 2, 2015 Share Posted June 2, 2015 Apparently Gideon Zelalem is having a good time of it at the moment Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DR DOOM Posted June 2, 2015 Share Posted June 2, 2015 Bladder's bladdered I'm not a soccer fan, but this is good news for all you who are. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misch Posted June 2, 2015 Share Posted June 2, 2015 Yeah, didn't saw that comng. Thank you, America, thank you so much! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ronaldo9 Posted June 2, 2015 Share Posted June 2, 2015 https://twitter.com/iamjohnoliver/status/605800436440768513 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
downzy Posted June 2, 2015 Share Posted June 2, 2015 Yeah, looking forward to next week's episode of Last Week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IZZYISGNR Posted June 3, 2015 Share Posted June 3, 2015 (edited) for the barça fans, a great book has just been released. all the players that played at least one official game are in this dictionary gran diccionari de jugadors del barça Edited June 3, 2015 by IZZYISGNR Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselDaisy Posted June 3, 2015 Share Posted June 3, 2015 I was reading about some Arsenal player being done for celebrating. Talksport are up in arms about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted June 3, 2015 Share Posted June 3, 2015 Load of fuckin' bollocks and just goes to show you how much bullshit hysteria can be created by the media, no one even cared or noticed until they started splashing it all over the papers, Arsenal weren't even gonna reprimand him, now four days later, the media having made a sufficently big deal of it, suddenly he's charged wth misconduct, it's bollocks, it was an open top bus parade and he did the chant WHAT DO WE THINK OF TOTTENHAM? SHIT! AND WHAT DO WE THINK OF SHIT? TOTTENHAM! THANK YOU! THATS ALRIGHT, WE HATE TOTTENHAM, WE HATE TOTTENHAM, WE HATE TOTTENHAM, WE HATE TOTTENHAM!Setting a bad example for the kids, well if thats a case ban the fuckin' kids from football cuz you hear such chants and a lot worse besides everyday at football. Basically, he used the word 'shit' *gasp* run for the hills Jack Dillinger, they've called the Feds, bunch of wankers.In fact, the pic in my avatar was made from around the time when he said that...uh, shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselDaisy Posted June 3, 2015 Share Posted June 3, 2015 Long live the yids. Long live the Lily Whites. Down with the Gooners. Spurs are like, the Newcastle of London. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted June 3, 2015 Share Posted June 3, 2015 (edited) Yes, and nice one Cyril, well fuck Cyril, fuck Tottenham, fuck Darren Anderton and Ossie Ardiles, fuck Adebayor (cuz his Dad washes elephants and his Mums a whore ), fuck fuckin' Teddy Sheringham and fuck the fuckin' shit end of the Seven Sisters Road. Bollocks to the fuckin' lot of em. North London is red and will be til it dies and when it dies it will bleed red. And fuck fuckin' Greavsies and all Edited June 3, 2015 by Len B'stard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselDaisy Posted June 4, 2015 Share Posted June 4, 2015 I'm only winding you up. My interest in premiership football can be written on a postage stamp. You however have to like a team that missed out on the Champions League through the eartha kitts caused by a deadly hotel lasagna. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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