spunko12345 Posted August 8, 2015 Share Posted August 8, 2015 Stuck £10 on Manchester United ArsenalChelseaManchester City returns just under £50Out of them I've got a feeling it could be Chelsea that fuck your bet up. I fancy Swansea to sneak a draw.I didn't have a flutter today I left it too late. I took a battering off Ladbrokes last season to be honest. I would put an accumulator on virtually every weekend and only won once and that was just four or five bankers so wasn't a great deal.The Taffy Curse strikes My mate had a few hundred resting on that result (he'd backed Chelsea) he's a Cardiff City fan aswell so he has an ingrained hatred of Swansea anyway. He's fucking fuming I sent him a text taking the piss and he just replied "fuck off" now he's ignoring me. It's fair to say he hasn't taken it well Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted August 8, 2015 Share Posted August 8, 2015 Stuck £10 on Manchester United ArsenalChelseaManchester City returns just under £50Out of them I've got a feeling it could be Chelsea that fuck your bet up. I fancy Swansea to sneak a draw.I didn't have a flutter today I left it too late. I took a battering off Ladbrokes last season to be honest. I would put an accumulator on virtually every weekend and only won once and that was just four or five bankers so wasn't a great deal.The Taffy Curse strikes My mate had a few hundred resting on that result (he'd backed Chelsea) he's a Cardiff City fan aswell so he has an ingrained hatred of Swansea anyway. He's fucking fuming I sent him a text taking the piss and he just replied "fuck off" now he's ignoring me. It's fair to say he hasn't taken it well Fair dues the poor cunt has just lost a coupla hundred quid, you cold blooded bastard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselDaisy Posted August 9, 2015 Share Posted August 9, 2015 I cannot get into football but the people up here are crazy on it. Shearer is basically jesus and god combined with a bit of Allah and Buddha and Gandhi and Bono and other tossers thrown in. The geordies love him. And they love football. But I cannot get away with the sport to be honest. It is just a bunch of diving foreign millionaires crying on the pitch because they have run out of hair gel and frogs legs. I would actually entertain seeing a lower league or non-league side - proper footy - but the premiership and champions league is not for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moreblack Posted August 9, 2015 Share Posted August 9, 2015 Sure, but then the level of skill drops significantly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris1989 Posted August 9, 2015 Share Posted August 9, 2015 How are you doing Cech?Pisses me off that Gomis was already diving with pain showing on his face before Courtois even touched him yesterday. Didn't see the game otherwise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris1989 Posted August 9, 2015 Share Posted August 9, 2015 (edited) How's Cech doing? Edited August 9, 2015 by Chris1989 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris1989 Posted August 9, 2015 Share Posted August 9, 2015 "Maybe an iffy move to sign a keeper whose main motivation for putting pen to paper is that he doesn't want to move house" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted August 9, 2015 Share Posted August 9, 2015 Yeah, cuz the man you sold him for had a great 90 mins yesterday eh? Oh sorry, cuz it weren't 90, was it? Typical fuckin' Arsenal start, well done lads, three dropped points to kick the season off, start as you mean to go on and all that I cannot get into football but the people up here are crazy on it. Shearer is basically jesus and god combined with a bit of Allah and Buddha and Gandhi and Bono and other tossers thrown in. The geordies love him. And they love football. But I cannot get away with the sport to be honest. It is just a bunch of diving foreign millionaires crying on the pitch because they have run out of hair gel and frogs legs. I would actually entertain seeing a lower league or non-league side - proper footy - but the premiership and champions league is not for me. Fair dues if i was a Geordie I'd adore Alan Shearer."Maybe an iffy move to sign a keeper whose main motivation for putting pen to paper is that he doesn't want to move house"As opposed to signing a man that displayed blistering form over his last season like Radamael Falcao, no chance of his being injury-shot or anything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris1989 Posted August 9, 2015 Share Posted August 9, 2015 He's medically sound apparently. Purely mental. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted August 9, 2015 Share Posted August 9, 2015 (edited) In regards to the Cech thing, everyone assuming hes gonna fuckin just automatically redo at Arsenal what he did at Chelsea is discounting the fact that yous lot have one of the class defensive set ups in the world, the best for my money, on their day. Edited August 9, 2015 by Len B'stard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris1989 Posted August 9, 2015 Share Posted August 9, 2015 Cech today was reminiscent of Cech ins 13/14 actually. He let in a lot of long distance goals and flapped at a few crosses... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted August 9, 2015 Share Posted August 9, 2015 Stoke faithful singing:SIGN ON, SIGN ONWITH A PEN IN YOUR HANDAND YOU'll NEVER WORK AGAINYOU'LL NEVER WORK AGAIN 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moreblack Posted August 9, 2015 Share Posted August 9, 2015 Well, Terry did say Chech would make several points difference to Arsenal's season... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted August 9, 2015 Share Posted August 9, 2015 (edited) Well, Terry did say Chech would make several points difference to Arsenal's season...My favourite one was 'Mourinho deploys sleeper cell' Dunno what I'm laughin' at! Edited August 9, 2015 by Len B'stard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Powerage5 Posted August 10, 2015 Share Posted August 10, 2015 Just popping in to rub it in Len's face that West Ham beat his precious Arsenal yesterday Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sturginho Posted August 11, 2015 Share Posted August 11, 2015 Sure, but then the level of skill drops significantly.I think I was at that game Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted August 11, 2015 Share Posted August 11, 2015 Just popping in to rub it in Len's face that West Ham beat his precious Arsenal yesterday Up yours Just popping in to rub it in Len's face that West Ham beat his precious Arsenal yesterday Yeah They where right you no Cech will make a 10 point diffrence this season ....Difference between my lot and your lot is world class goalies want to join us (i.e. Cech, Ospina) whereas world class goalies cant wait to fuckin leave you (De Gea, Valdes) so up you and all Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moreblack Posted August 11, 2015 Share Posted August 11, 2015 4-4, looks like Barca could use one of those... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sturginho Posted August 12, 2015 Share Posted August 12, 2015 Perfect start for the Cobblers this season, 4 goals and 2 clean sheets in 2 games UP THE TEYN! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted August 12, 2015 Share Posted August 12, 2015 'For the cobblers' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted August 12, 2015 Share Posted August 12, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sturginho Posted August 12, 2015 Share Posted August 12, 2015 'For the cobblers' yeah yeah, keep laughing Gooner 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselDaisy Posted August 13, 2015 Share Posted August 13, 2015 Have you seen this story,http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/33674146This town is near me. It is a sort of rough ex-mining town. Bit of a dump if I'm honest but it has a habit of producing excellent footballers and cricketers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sturginho Posted August 14, 2015 Share Posted August 14, 2015 Have you seen this story,http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/33674146This town is near me. It is a sort of rough ex-mining town. Bit of a dump if I'm honest but it has a habit of producing excellent footballers and cricketers."I've seen plenty of tea cups thrown around cricket changing rooms" - is probably the most English thing I have ever heard! Good on him, I hope it goes well for him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted August 14, 2015 Share Posted August 14, 2015 COME ON VILLA! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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