ZoSoRose Posted February 5, 2015 Share Posted February 5, 2015 optimist o pessimist? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orsys Posted February 5, 2015 Share Posted February 5, 2015 The galass is well balalanced. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AxlisOld Posted February 5, 2015 Share Posted February 5, 2015 Whichever action was done to it prior.If you stopped filling it halfway, the glass is half full.If you stopped drinking halfway, it is half empty.Philosophy, solved. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZoSoRose Posted February 5, 2015 Author Share Posted February 5, 2015 fuckin deep shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luciusfunk Posted February 5, 2015 Share Posted February 5, 2015 Filling up the cup, half full. Emptying the cup, half empty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magisme Posted February 5, 2015 Share Posted February 5, 2015 I think the glass is a fag. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luciusfunk Posted February 5, 2015 Share Posted February 5, 2015 Not sure what a galass is though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mansin Humanity Posted February 5, 2015 Share Posted February 5, 2015 well the bottle certainly appears to be fully empty. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bran Posted February 5, 2015 Share Posted February 5, 2015 pessimist Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arnold layne Posted February 5, 2015 Share Posted February 5, 2015 Pessimist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spunko12345 Posted February 5, 2015 Share Posted February 5, 2015 It's always half empty unless the liquid in it is never ever gonna come out of it again which is impossible because eventually it would evaporate. If you've got liquid in a glass it's going to not be there at some point. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhazUp Posted February 5, 2015 Share Posted February 5, 2015 Whatever it is if there is whiskey in it I will always be an optimist Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uncivil war Posted February 5, 2015 Share Posted February 5, 2015 Keep the glass full, then there's no problem. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Drama Posted February 5, 2015 Share Posted February 5, 2015 If it's a shit drink, half full. Otherwise half empty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted February 5, 2015 Share Posted February 5, 2015 The glass is half-full...of the blood McLeod dripped out of the corpse of his latest homosexual victim. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orsys Posted February 5, 2015 Share Posted February 5, 2015 Some days you're the pigeon (half full), some days you're the statue (half empty). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DR DOOM Posted February 5, 2015 Share Posted February 5, 2015 My galass overfloweth 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
netcat Posted February 5, 2015 Share Posted February 5, 2015 Buddhism: The glass doesn’t really exist, for nothing does. Solipsism: I am the glass. And the whole world is nothing but my alcoholic delirium. Islam: There is no glass except glass. Judaism: Why only my glass is half empty? https://valentinagurarie.wordpress.com/2014/03/27/how-full-is-your-glass/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted February 5, 2015 Share Posted February 5, 2015 Islam: Believe in me or I'll fuckin' glass you! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
netcat Posted February 5, 2015 Share Posted February 5, 2015 Mom: just wash that goddamn glass, now 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake-Pit Posted February 5, 2015 Share Posted February 5, 2015 I thought it was empty till she spat out into it... But it was empty when the other girl drank it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Drama Posted February 5, 2015 Share Posted February 5, 2015 I see Snake has upgraded his line of work from gay for pay to gokkun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CheapJon Posted February 5, 2015 Share Posted February 5, 2015 There is no glass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake-Pit Posted February 5, 2015 Share Posted February 5, 2015 ... gokkun.I'm sorry, but you've just taught me a new word."Today I learned gokkun..."and have since, looked it up and found a video or two I like. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
classicrawker Posted February 5, 2015 Share Posted February 5, 2015 If it is good wine it is half empty if it is crappy wine it is half full Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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