Jackamo! Posted September 9 Share Posted September 9 I have exactly $0. I eat two big bags of Doritos a day and chain smoke. I sent my last $200 to Nigeria in the promise of a great Illuminati benefit, so I might be getting a million dollars USD within the week I have been unemployed and on social assistance, taking $144,009 worth of antipsychotics. Check me out of YouTube! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZoSoRose Posted September 9 Share Posted September 9 About one egg 🥚 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gracii Guns Posted September 10 Share Posted September 10 When my daughter comes of age, you can marry her for 30 camels and a Rolls. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dontdamnmeuyi2015 Posted September 10 Share Posted September 10 Not enough. Things get harder each month to pay our bills and still have money for food and gas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EvanG Posted Friday at 06:21 AM Share Posted Friday at 06:21 AM Money-wise I'm set for life... provided I die next Tuesday. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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