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Jump - Van Halen

No.

Ah, might as well jump. Jump!

Go ahead and jump

Might as well jump. Jump!

Go ahead and jump

Jump!

(Guitar Solo)

Might as well jump. Jump!

Go ahead and jump

Get it in, jump. Jump!

Go ahead and jump

Jump! Jump! Jump! Jump!

:(

But it's so fun!

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Jump - Van Halen

I do like the other lyrics in the song though, the positive nature gets me going every time. As for worst, I'd say a lot of the newer rap songs. I'm not generalizing it, but I can't think of any in particular right now, though I am aware not all of it is crap.

Edit: How the hell did I forget Smooth Up In Ya by Bullet Boys?

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Jump - Van Halen

No.

Ah, might as well jump. Jump!

Go ahead and jump

Might as well jump. Jump!

Go ahead and jump

Jump!

(Guitar Solo)

Might as well jump. Jump!

Go ahead and jump

Get it in, jump. Jump!

Go ahead and jump

Jump! Jump! Jump! Jump!

:(

you missed a verse or two..

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Coal Chamber - Loco

pull - steamroller rollin' through

my head said attached to loco

power up coal through the system

out to the right said you're in my

light - lock down the generator on

man screw down use the system

use the main plan full power up to

the point man don't fuck with me

loco

lock down here latch the generator

on screw the system

full power hit the main plan

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I'd say the crazy frog: :book:

A ring ding ding ding d-ding baa aramba baa baa barooumba

Wh-Wha-Whats going on-on

Ding ding

Lets do the crazy froogg

Ding ding

A Brem Brem

A ring ding ding ding ding

A Ring Ding Ding Dingdemgdemg

A ring ding ding ding ding

Ring ding

Baa-Baa

Ring ding ding ding ding

A Ring Ding Ding Dingdemgdemg

A ring ding ding ding ding

a Bram ba am baba weeeeeee

BREAK DOWN!

Ding ding

Br-Br-Break It

dum dum dumda dum dum dum dum dumda dum dum dum dum dum dumda dum dum

Brem daem

dum dum dumda dum dum dum dum dumda dum dum dum dum dum dumda dum dum

weeeeeeee

A ram da am da am da am da weeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Wh-Whats Going On?

ding ding

Bem De Dem

ding ding

da da

A ring ding ding ding ding

A Ring Ding Ding Dingdemgdemg

A ring ding ding ding ding

Ring ding

Baa-Baa

Ring ding ding ding ding

A Ring Ding Ding Dingdemgdemg

A ring ding ding ding ding

a Bram ba am baba..

ding ding

Br-Br-Break It

dum dum dumda dum dum dum dum dumda dum dum dum dum dum dumda dum dum

Brem daem

dum dum dumda dum dum dum dum dumda dum dum dum dum dum dumda dum dum

ding ding

Bem De Dem!

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I always thought Jethro Tulls 'Aqua Lung' was pretty bad,

Use to sing it en masse at partys though

Sitting on a park bench --

eyeing little girls with bad intent.

Snot running down his nose --

greasy fingers smearing shabby clothes.

Drying in the cold sun --

Watching as the frilly panties run.

Feeling like a dead duck --

spitting out pieces of his broken luck.

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I always thought Jethro Tulls 'Aqua Lung' was pretty bad,

Use to sing it en masse at partys though

Sitting on a park bench --

eyeing little girls with bad intent.

Snot running down his nose --

greasy fingers smearing shabby clothes.

Drying in the cold sun --

Watching as the frilly panties run.

Feeling like a dead duck --

spitting out pieces of his broken luck.

Ian Anderson's wife wrote the lyrics to the song Aqualung...

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Worst lyrics ever - just about anything by Cannibal Corpse really.. :huh:

Cannibal Corpse lyrics are hilarious. :rofl-lol: I think the band does it on purpose though. They're one of the few death/black metal bands that see the element of Spinal Tap in their music and utilizes it.

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I always thought Jethro Tulls 'Aqua Lung' was pretty bad,

Use to sing it en masse at partys though

Sitting on a park bench --

eyeing little girls with bad intent.

Snot running down his nose --

greasy fingers smearing shabby clothes.

Drying in the cold sun --

Watching as the frilly panties run.

Feeling like a dead duck --

spitting out pieces of his broken luck.

There's a great Sopranos episode where Tony wanders downstairs singing that verse. :laugh:

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beep - pussycat dolls

Ha, ha-ha, ha-ha

Ha, ha-ha, ha

Ha-ha, ha-ha, ha-ha

Ha, ha-ha, ha

It's funny how a man only thinks about the...

You got a real big heart, but I'm looking at your...

You got real big brains, but I'm looking at your...

Girl, there ain't no pain in me looking at your...

I don't give a...

Keep looking at my...

'Cause it don't mean a thang if you're looking at my...

I'm a do my thing while you're playing with your...

Ha, ha-ha, ha-ha, ha-ha

Do you know that no

Don't mean yes, it means no omg

So just hold up, wait a minute

Let me put my two cents in it

One, just be patient

Don't be rushing

Like you're anxious

And two, you're just too aggressive

So try to get your (Ahh)

Do you know that I know?

And I don't want to go there

Only want

Only want my ha, ha-ha

Ha, ha-ha

Only want what they want

But, na, ah-ah

Na, ah-ah

:huh:

this came to my mind first...but there are a lot of stupid lyrics around...

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Do you ever feel like breaking down?

Do you ever feel out of place?

Like somehow you just don’t belong

And no one understands you

Do you ever wanna run away?

Do you lock yourself in your room?

With the radio on turned up so loud

That no one hears you screaming

No you don’t know what it’s like

When nothing feels alright

You don’t know what it’s like to be like me

To be hurt

To feel lost

To be left out in the dark

To be kicked

When you’re down

To feel like you’ve been pushed around

To be on the edge of breaking down

And no one’s there to save you

No you don’t know what it’s like

Welcome to my life

Do you wanna be somebody else?

Are you sick of feeling so left out?

Are you desperate to find something more

Before your life is over?

Are you stuck inside a world you hate?

Are you sick of everyone around?

With the big fake smiles and stupid lies

While deep inside you’re bleeding

No you don’t know what it’s like

When nothing feels alright

You don’t know what it’s like to be like me

To be hurt

To feel lost

To be left out in the dark

To be kicked

When you’re down

To feel like you’ve been pushed around

To be on the edge of breaking down

And no one’s there to save you

No you don’t know what it’s like

Welcome to my life

No one ever lied straight to your face

And no one ever stabbed you in the back

You might think I’m happy

But I’m not gonna be okay!

Everybody always gave you what you wanted

You never had to work it was always there

You don’t know what it’s like

What it’s like!

To be hurt

To feel lost

To be left out in the dark

To be kicked

When you’re down

To feel like you’ve been pushed around

To be on the edge of breaking down

And no one’s there to save you

No you don’t know what it’s like (what it's like)

To be hurt

To feel lost

To be left out in the dark

To be kicked

When you’re down

To feel like you’ve been pushed around

To be on the edge of breaking down

And no one’s there to save you

No you don’t know what it’s like

Welcome to my life

Welcome to my life

Welcome to my life

:no::no::no::no::no:

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See Nickelback and Black Eyed Peas.

Absolutely! See this one:...

[Chorus]

So delicious (It's hot, hot)

So delicious (I put them boys on rock, rock)

So delicious (they wanna taste of what I got)

I'm Fergalicious (hold hold hold hold hold up, check it out)

[Vamp]

Baby, baby, baby

If you really want me

Honey get some patience

Maybe then you'll get a taste

I'll be tasty, tasty, I'll be laced with lacey

It's so tasty, tasty, It'll make you crazy

[Will I Am]

T to the A to the S T E Y girl you tastey, T to the A to the S T E Y girl you tasty

D to the E to the L I C I O U S, D to the E to the, to the, to the, hit it Fergie

[Fergie]

All the time I turn around brotha's gather round always looking at me up and down looking at my

(uuhh)

I just wanna say it now I ain't tryin to round up drama little mama I don't wanna take your man

And I know I'm comin off just a little bit conceited and I keep on repeating how the boys wanna eat it

But I'm tryin' to tell, that I can't be treated like clientel

Cuz' they say she

:rofl-lol:

Pure bull..

Do you ever feel like breaking down?

Do you ever feel out of place?

Like somehow you just don’t belong

And no one understands you

....

:no:

I totaly agree with this one...just...*puke*

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There's a pulse in the new-born sun;

A beat in the heat of noon;

There's a song as the day grows long

And a tempo in the tides of the moon

It's all around us and it's everywhere

And it's deeper than royal blue

And it feels so real you can feel the feeling!

And that's the majesty of rock!

The fantasy of roll!

The ticking of the clock

The wailing of the soul!

The prisoner in the dock

The digger in the hole

We're in this together...and ever..

In the shade of a jungle glade

Or the rush of the crushing street

On the plain, on the foamy main

You can never escape from the beat

It's in the mud and it's in your blood

And its conquest is complete

And all that you can do is just surrender

To the majesty of rock!

The pageantry of roll!

The crowing of the cock

The running of the foal!

The shepherd with his flock

The miner with his coal

We're in this together...and ever..

When we die, do we haunt the sky?

Do we lurk in the murk of the seas?

What then? are we born again?

Just to sit asking questions like these?

I know, for I told me so

And I'm sure each of you quite agrees:

The more it stays the same, the less it changes!

And that's the majesty of rock!

The mystery of roll!

The darning of the sock

The scoring of the goal!

The farmer takes a wife

The barber takes a pole

We're in this together...and ever..

:rofl-lol:

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